Elijah Woods, because he too has abnormally large eyes.
Pat Sarnacke: a great man who doesn't know it (which is part of what makes him great).
Neal is Director, Software Architect, and Meme Wrangler. He helps in the architecture, design, and development of applications large and small. He has written several books (the last being The Productive Programmer, published in 2008 by O'Reilly), created numerous instructional videos, written a slew of traditional and online magazine articles, and has spoken at more than 500 conferences, delivering more than 2000 talks.